if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
(via off-the-rails-idek)
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
(via fake-mermaid)
ugly straight boys who think every gay guy is going to hit on them
ugly straight girls who think every gay girl is going to hit on them
me thinking that somebody would ever hit on me
(Source: versacebitch, via stuckinsweden)
